1. They live here. You don’t.2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.
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