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What takes longer, running from first base to second, or from second to third?Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop. Read in full at What takes longer, running from first base ......
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but...
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to...
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No," said his mom, "Of course not."Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,...
A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents."My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have...
When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair...
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead...
A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened? The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup! Read in full at Race...
- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people- How can I miss you if you won't go away?- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.- If we are what we eat,...
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.- Spotted on the back of a t-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running,...
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