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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he...
The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship. Read in full...
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away...
- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people- How can I miss you if you won't go away?- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.- If we are what we eat,...
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped bya policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?"The priests say, "Don't worry, my...
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can...
What takes longer, running from first base to second, or from second to third?Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop. Read in full at What takes longer, running from first base ......
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them...
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