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The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived.""Well," says the salesman,...
Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?A: The car salesman knows when he's lying to you. Read in full at Salesmen...
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.The policeman stops the guy...
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he...
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that thepiece of land he had sold was completely under water.“That customer's going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to...
A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps. "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes."Can I see her...
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing...
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her, she launched into a tirade about prices these...
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but...
A Policeman pulled a car over and asked the man driving why he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone? "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the...
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