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- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops...
- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops...
A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?""No," he replied. "A whole lot of them begin with 'If elected, I promise...'" Read in full at Today's Fairy Tales...
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as...
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." Permalink A little boy wrote to Santa ......
A man went to his psychiatrist and said,"What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic." Read in full at Afraid of Santa...
The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus. Read in full at Three Stages of Man...
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole works I've busted my ass...
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the...
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and...
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