Posted on December 15th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.”You know, dear,” she says, “I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I’ve got fat legs
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