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- Don't byte off more than you can view.- Fax is stranger than fiction.- What boots up must come down.- Windows will never cease.- In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).- Virtual reality...
1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home.2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.4. You can't teach a new mouse...
- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor." - In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass." - In the office of a loan company: "Ask about...
Young Judy was having trouble with her computer, so she called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk.Tony clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after...
A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch." Thanks, says...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Maria said, "My family went to the Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Martha said, "My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals." The teacher said, "That was good,...
Women's Funny Profound Saying 1 A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. Women's Funny Profound Saying 2 Amazing! You hang something...
Elevator Joke 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Elevator Joke 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Elevator Joke 3. Crack open your...
Funny Voicemail Message 1 Hi you reached your name and I'm not here. Leave a message.. BEEP.. Seconds later say "HAHA, that was a fake beep created by my mouth. I fooled you good!" Funny...
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