1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?3. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.5. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.6. I started out with nothing &
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Young Judy was having trouble with her computer, so she called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk.Tony clicked a couple buttons and solved...
