A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list.

“Lady,” one of them explained, “we’re on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar.”

“Wow,” the woman replied. “Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?”

To which the little boy replied, “Our babysitter’s boyfriend.”