Posted on January 30th, 2007 in
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The police recently busted a man selling “secret formula” tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983….
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That’s a funny one… nice blog.
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