Posted on December 26th, 2006 in
Funny Jokes,
Sex Jokes
When John and Mary first got married John said, “I am a sex addict and I’m putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it.”
In all their 30 years of marriage Mary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening they were out for a special Anniversary dinner. After dinner Mary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”
John thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”
Mary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”
John thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Mary asked John, so why do you have all that money in the box?
John answered; “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash”.
Related posts to Secret of John the Sex Addict Joke
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned...
A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered".
Read in...
Pedro, a Filipino (pinoy) is having his SNACK (bread and ube jam), when John, an American, chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.
Pedro ignores John who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
John: You Filipino folks eat...
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very...
When my son was in the Air Force, my wife and I visited quite often. On our first visit, we were allowed inside this top secret Communications Center, but everything in sight was covered up...
The police recently busted a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical...
In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the...
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you...
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a marriage with equal roles for equal partners.So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him...
1 responses to Secret of John the Sex Addict Joke
thats frickn histarical
Like or Dislike Jokes Comment:
0
0 (0)
Leave a reply to Secret of John the Sex Addict Joke