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A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the...
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well, they feel a bit tight." replies the man.The assistant promptly bends down and has...
While checking the church storeroom, the pastor discovered several cases of new Bibles that never had been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would...
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I...
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought...
Two nuns took their first trip outside the convent. They had never seen a baseball game, so they got tickets. Once inside, they sat in the bleachers, and hearing a vender selling hot dogs, one said, "We've never...
Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles.One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a...
A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by...
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed."What are you selling?" I asked."Geometrical algebra drugs.""Huh!?""Geometry drugs. Ya...
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