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Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger, slimmer me, taken of one of my...
E-Mail Joke 1 Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. E-Mail Joke 2 Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave...
This technician's company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2 p.m., the tugboats send data on the day's activities to the...
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." Permalink A little boy wrote to Santa ......
Church Joke 01 Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do. Church Joke 02 Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. Church Joke 03 I love it when we...
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and...
Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said. "And, I have decided to give your wife $775 a week.""That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now...
A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice."Oh," confided the collector with...
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like...
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