Thousands of really hilarious jokes
A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the...
Old world charm - Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical - Rainy.Majestic setting - A long way from town, at end of dirt road.Options galore - Nothing is included in the...
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose...
Irish One Liner Joke 01 Q. "I hear Murphy died, " said Pat. "Was he ill long?" A. "No," said Mick. "He died in the best of health." Irish One Liner Joke 02 Q. "O'Ryan," asked the druggist, "did...
Hunting Joke 1 An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck....
Dentist Joke 1 A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why?...
Hair And Bald Joke 1 A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks....
College Joke 1 An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?" "Well, let's see," replied...
School Joke 1 Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! School Joke 2 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect...
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up...
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