SPEAKER: Who among you had experienced having sex with a ghost? (A farmer raised his hand).
SPEAKER: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?
FARMER: Ooops, i thought you said goats!!!
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BOOOOO THAT SUCKED BOOOOOOOOO!!!
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ill that shit is grosssssss
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THAT IS SOOO GAY
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