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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she...
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have...
Cletus took Maynard to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's Bench. After the game, Cletus asked Maynard how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," he replied, "but...
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a...
A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, “No. These are for boys.” The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother....
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social...
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right.""That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least...
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.3. The stripes on...
Jimmy's mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game."Talk to your son," she said. "He refuses to obey a word I say."The father turned to Jimmy angrily. "Jimmy, how dare you...
On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it was good. Later that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." With...
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