I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said, “Can I see your ticket please?”

“Not right now” I shouted, “I’m having a shit!”

He said, “I don’t believe you, can you pass it under the door?”

“No problem,” I said, sliding it under. “The yellow bits are sweetcorn.”

Shit on a Train Joke Submitted by Jake

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