Posted on June 12th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office.”It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”"You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Smith. “I didn’t realize it. You
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