Thousands of really hilarious jokes
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.3. The stripes on...
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $250.00. "That's a...
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Leave me alone!"9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,"Stop asking me all these questions!"8. Your garbage can IS your...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her...
- At restaurant-gas stations throughout the nation: "Eat here and get gas." - At a Sante Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." - In a New Hampshire jewelry store: "Ears...
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in...
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in...
1. You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.3. You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island.4. You...
- You try to enter your password on the microwave.- You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.- You have a list...
- You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.- You rotate your...
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