Jimmy: ‘Hey, Mike! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.’Mike: ‘To tell the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.’Jimmy: ‘What? Let me get this straight… You bought a fish because
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