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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter...
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Actual epitaphs from real tombstones:In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna WallaceThe children of Israel wanted breadAnd the Lord sent them manna,Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,And the Devil sent him Anna.Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here lies...
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A minute."The...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand...
A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Read in full at Wife wanted...
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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and...
A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He...
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job." Read...
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