Posted on December 26th, 2006 in
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There was a young blonde girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.
One day a boy asked the blonde to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.
She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could see her panties.
When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a box of cookies for climbing a flag pole. The mother knew that the boys just wanted to see up her skirt so she told the blonde girl not to climb the pole again.
The next day the boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of candy. She did and they all saw her panties again.
When she went home she told her mother. Her mother was angry. She told the girl she shouldn’t climb the pole. “They just want to see your panties and if you climb the pole again your grounded!”
The next day the same boy asked the blonde girl to climb the pole for a box of doughnuts, so she climbed the pole again.
When she came home and told her mother what she got for climbing the pole, angrily she said, “I told you they only wanted to see your panties!”
“But mommy”, the little girl answered, “this time I was smart enough not to wear any.”
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that was prety funny
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