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Better to be a chain smoker joke

Juan sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. Juan says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you...

An Engineer, Physicist and Mathematician in a hotel

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from...

An Engineer, Physicist & Mathematician in a Hotel

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from...

Ever Go Fishing?

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed; however, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector...

You Think Your Job’s Bad?

Try one of these on for size!-Nuclear Warhead Sensitivity Technician-Circus Elephant Clean Up Specialist-Rotten Sardine Taste Detector-Assistant To The Boss's Nephew-Shark Baiter-Hurricane Photographer-Director Of Public Relations, Chernobyl Nuclear Facility-Prison Glee Club Read in full at...

Happy Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke...

Female Bumper Stickers

- Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!- Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!- Out of estrogen, and I...

The Toaster Oven

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" her husband...

Deadbeat in a Bar

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried...

Stupid Grandpa. Don’t You Get It?

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather. "It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Gramps. The...