Posted on May 17th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
I am on a bus. The driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying.
“Come on kid, you’re only 6-months-old, you can make it without a cigarette.”
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