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Snake Joke 1 There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they re dead? Or...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After...
After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all theanimals to leave, he told the animals "To go forth and multiply."All the animals left except two snakes who lay...
While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn't miss them until they were back on the...
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to...
Some more free Doctor Doctor jokes to make you laugh. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't...
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and...
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'...
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of...
Baby Joke 1 What does a baby computer call his father? Data. Baby Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push...
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