- Hang up and drive!

- Welcome to America. Now speak English

- Heart Attacks. God’s revenge for eating His animal friends.

- Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.

- Some people just don’t know how to drive. I call these people: “Everybody, But Me.”

- Try not to let your mind wander.

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