We were asked to dinner by a new friend. When we sat down at the table, we noticed that the dishes were dirty.”Were these dishes washed?”, I asked the hostess as I rubbed my fingers over the surface.She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them”.I felt a bit apprehensive,
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