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Social Worker Joke

Posted on June 24th, 2008 in Funny Jokes

A social worker asks a collegue: “What time is it?”

The other one answers: “Sorry, don’t know, I have no watch.”

The first one: “Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.”

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