One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?”"No, this is 555-1112.” Jeff replied.”Oh, I’m so sorry for disturbing you.” The woman said.”That’s alright,” Jeff said. “I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.”
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