- Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.- You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored- There is a blaster rack in the back of

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