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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ...
- You automatically double-knot everything you tie.- You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back...
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Read in full at Discussion...
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start...
1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.3. I'll kill myself...
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Then God said, "Let there be light." Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an...
It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared...
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and...
According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him,...
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