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Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.The...
The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived.""Well," says the salesman,...
Funny Interesting Quote 01 Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller Funny Interesting Quote 02 Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny...
Funny Medical Chart Notes 1 Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. Funny Medical Chart Notes 2 Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. Funny Medical Chart Notes...
Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say 'don’t Shoot' Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name Funny Bumper Sticker 3 A Man...
Witch Joke 1 What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service. Witch Joke 2 Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always...
Zoo Joke 1 A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning,...
100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay - Demetri...
Salesmen Joke 1 A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan...
Money Joke 1 A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised...
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