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- The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.- You are able to argue persuasively the Ross Perot's phrase "electronic town hall" makes more sense than the term...
- Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead...
- You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number.- You stop saying "phone number" and replace it with "voice number," since we all know the majority...
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no...
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money. Read in full at Lerman's Law of Technology...
How do amoebas keep in touch?With cell phones. Permalink Technology-Enabled Amoebas...
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up...
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping...
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.3. The stripes on...
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Leave me alone!"9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,"Stop asking me all these questions!"8. Your garbage can IS your...
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