Posted on July 30th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.Finally his mother asked the obvious question, “Where did you get all that money?”"At Sunday school,” the boy replied nonchalantly, “They have bowls of it.”
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