Posted on May 9th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.
The doctor looks at it and says, "I haven't ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?" The man says no.
The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, "Nothing." The doctor is really puzzled now and says, "You can't not do anything. What do you do at home all day?"
The man replies, "Honestly, doc I, don't do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos."
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