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The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's".... - His men would follow him...
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting to discus weight loss. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine." Several...
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.When they...
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them."What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do...
A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.She said, "My last employer...
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at the side of the shop...
A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"...
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.” The psychologist explains: “We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water,...
Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants.As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said,...
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