Joke Published on December 26th, 2006 by Joker in Sport Jokes
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”
Popularity: 1%
You can follow any responses to Sure he is dead hunter joke through the RSS Comments Feed.
You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Related posts to Sure he is dead hunter joke
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!""Whoah, what the happened to him?""Well...
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for...
Old man: Can you give me an erection?
Faith Healer: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer....
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other...
