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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?". St. Peter answered, "Those are...
After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days.Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was."Oh," I said, "So now...
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this...
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those...
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. Permalink Pad Talking...
Time Joke 1 A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing,...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure...
Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you !" ... Read in full...
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A minute."The...
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