1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
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