On the seventh day, God said, “Let there be football.”
And it was good.
Later that day, God said, “Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence.”
With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed it on the helmet of silver and blue.
God said, “Let it be called, 'The Dallas Cowboys' - America's team.”
Later that day, God said, “Even Cowboys need a**holes.”
So he made their fans.
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