Joke Published on April 30th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself.”
The reporter said, “Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same.”
The old explorer said, “No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!”
Permalink The Aging Explorer
Popularity: 1%
You can follow any responses to The Aging Explorer through the RSS Comments Feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Related posts to The Aging Explorer
- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.- You're getting old when you're sitting in a...
Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada."You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're...
- Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.- There are three signs...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked...
Hunting Joke 1 An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog...