This dumb blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?”

”Melons,” the dumb blonde replies.

”Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?”

The dumb blonde giggles and says, ”If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.”

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