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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:"I'm the Boss!"He then taped it to his office...
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?Doctor: No need for that. You will find...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him...
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days."Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that...
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days."Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that...
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that thepiece of land he had sold was completely under water.“That customer's going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to...
My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but...
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A jock and a geek applying for the same job. The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job." So they took the test and the next day they came...
- Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.- Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.- Your pet rock snaps...
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