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"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?" -- Bill Gates, 1981"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of...
- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. - A woman worries about the future until she gets...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.Then, he tossed...
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927."I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper." --Gary Cooper on his decision not to...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.One night, they go...
One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given the...
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A womanwill pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband. A...
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God...
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