This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the
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"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?" -- Bill Gates, 1981"Computers in the future may weigh no more than...
- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm...
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927."I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother...
