(Sung to the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
A poor College Kid barely kept his family fed,
But then one day he was talking to a recruiter,
He said “They’ll pay ya big bucks if ya work on a computer”,
Unix that is …
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