Joke Published on October 12th, 2007 by Joker in Just Jokes
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial – a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly,
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