The Grocery Bag Law

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A Mother’s Resolutions

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You Know You’ve Turned Into a Mom When…

- You automatically double-knot everything you tie.- You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back...

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A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging...

The IT Husband

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My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter...

Slow Sammy

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time,...

Flakey Murder

Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there."What happened?" asks the first officer."Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail.""Good grief,"...