“Congratulations my boy!” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.”"But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” protested his nephew.”I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s exactly what I mean.”
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