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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband 
Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you
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