Joke Published on December 26th, 2006 by Joker in Funny Jokes, Religious Jokes
Old man: Can you give me an erection?
Faith Healer: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I’m sorry I cannot raise the “dead”.
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