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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch.""But you're not wearing any of those things!"...
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that...
Divorce Joke 1 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...
Yo Mama Jokes 1 Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo Mama Jokes 2 ...
Old Age Joke 1 Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll Old Age Joke 2 An elderly lady did her...
Marriage Joke 1 A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. What's up?...
Dirty Joke 1 An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going...
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